I went riding into the glade, glancing occasionally at the map display on my wrist, which acts like a GPS system would, only relying on the sensors from my warship, the IKS Anubis, instead of satellites in orbit. I had heard there was place around here where one could find a wyrm who knew all things about wyrms. After the addition of a particularly unfriendly Leaf Crawler, I had a question for him that made the trip worth trouble. Around my ears are the Fairy Queen, Tiri and her daughter, Shadowdancer and a small red fairy wyrm, Tiri's secretary Shar'sha flutters around my head, staying close to Tiri. I decided to only wear a leather headpiece instead of my usual armored war-mask, so as not to risk injuring Tiri. It is also why I have to use a wrist mounted map unit, usually such information is sent to the eye piece in my war-mask. On my left shoulder sits an equine wyrm, Old Sorrel, and the Golden Jackal-ess wyrm, Rommel, on my right shoulder a silver Tesla, Jadgtiger and a gold Tesla, H.G. Wells, they each have wrapped themselves around one of the ornaments on the shoulders of my military tack-leather vest. I am carrying a blue Leaf Crawler, whom I had named Schwarze Sonne, German for Black Sun and the name of one of my favorite songs, with brown leaves and the creepiest of Hematite eyes (
http://i.imgur.com/lnNf6do.jpg), to keep him away from the other wyrms, who REALLY don't like him, in one hand. With my other hand, I manipulate the map to get a better view of where we are. At my side trots a small Hellhound puppy, Cer, who has "his two pet" Growlers, Reth and Hatshepsut riding on his back, their tails holding tight to the chain-mail harness I had made from him for that exact purpose. I was tired of watching Reth and Hatshepsut have trouble staying on his back, so I had a harness made that would allow them to have something to wrap their bodies and tails into to hold on.
"We are lost." Tiri said, flying down to look at the map on my wrist. "Does this thing have any idea where we are actually supposed to be going?"
"This system is pretty fool proof." I said with a sigh."Though I am not sure it is possible to find coordinates for this
glade, I just have been told it is on this planet." I said and inspected the map again. We were using a grid search pattern. I figured we would get there eventually. I wasn't in a big hurry, the scenery was lovely and a lot greener than the battleship gray my surroundings so often were. I finally got down off my horse, having noticed a very interesting little stone on the ground. The "oh look, shiny thing" tendency is a known species trait and it wasn't like I was in any big hurry, despite the crankiness of the Dark Fairy Wyrm Queen. I picked up the stone. Then the world started to swirl and the scenery around us changed.
I saw a very proper cat-looking wyrm along with several handlers and the infamous Big Q. I was very glad to have found my way here at last. Blacktiger, my faithful war horse (who has seen just about everything) stared around, very, very lost.
"Chuck, oh knower of all things wyrm, I am Moongara." I said with a bow, leaving off my full title as it didn't seem remotely appropriate. "I have a couple of questions for you, if you have time." I said, looking around at the other handlers. I honestly wished they weren't there, since I felt really strange about what I was about it ask. I still wasn't sure I entirely believed the truth of the words about to come out of my mouth even though I knew at my core I knew it to be true. I mean, the Catrian Empire is a strange place to live, littered with things supernatural, I mean my ship's first officer is actually a deity...but the Leaf Crawler issue was a bit much even by my rather lax standards. Before I could say more, however, Tiri chimes in.
"Maybe you can convince my handler to use her vast military resources to find us a planet or even a star system to call our own." Tiri said, "I can't seem to convince her on my own." I heard a couple of handlers giggle at Tiri's suggestion.
I roll my eyes and continued.
"I wanted to ask about him." I said, holding the Leaf Crawler out to him. "My other wyrms don't like him."
"He is evil." Rommel said from her perch on my shoulder. "And he needs to stop telling our handler things that aren't good for her."
"Silence." The Leaf Crawler growls.
"Don't you two start that argument again." I said.
"But you need to stop overdoing it, you know you can't do the same crazy things like 13 hour overland runs anymore." Rommel said. Reth and Old Sorrel chimed in with approving noises. "And no wyrm should ever want to be named after the head of the SS. He was evil." She said. "...and utterly useless." She added under her breath. It would seem she had picked up my people's ideas about morality, evil is bad, evil and useless, meddling or doing anything else that makes your respective side loose faster, even worse.
"And there in lies my question, is it possible for a wyrm to be that kind of evil, the creepy, unsettling type of evil?" I said. "I mean, I know I seem to attract some weird things but this is a bit much. I thought at first it was maybe because of the medicine I take for my headaches making me a bit loopy but no, he kept it up." I took a breath, and after a minute of consideration continued.
"I mean, my demon hunter friends don't like him either, including my healer, Levaran...well, he in particular doesn't like the wyrms at all. He is a bit strange and doesn't like any spirits around, since he has been a hunter and a healer for the last 1500 years or so. I very deliberately haven't told him, since he hunted that evil back in the day and it is still a bit of an albatross for him. Actually the ring in the pictures I took to register this Leaf Crawler came from my hunter's trophy collection. Levaran is a vampire...actually they both are. The other hunter who lives on the base, who is currently taking a 100 year or so break from hunting and is having a lot of fun keeping the base running, he just doesn't like the Teslas, but neither do the Anubis's engineers so that I sort of expect." I said. "Is it possible for an evil spirit to attach itself to a wyrm?"
"I don't see why you are all up in a fuss." The Leaf Crawler said. "I know you three" He switched his gaze pointedly from Reth to Rommel to Old Sorrel, "don't want to admit it but our handler could easily be a world destroying monster." He grinned. "And you really must recognize the irony of your tastes in music, someone perfectly capable of starting the next go around."
"He is referring to my listening to a song called Never Again by Disturbed, an Earth band." I explained. I realized all the other handlers who had come to ask Chuck questions must think there is something thoroughly wrong with my corner of the universe.
"See, evil." Said Old Sorrel.
"I am starting to wonder what I did to attract this particular critter." I said. "I mean, this fluff was one thing," I
said, pointing to my Golden Jackal, Rommel, "popping out of her box with her name already picked out and telling me that she was told to tell me that was her name by a ghost. At least, in her case, it was the name of an old friend of one of my vampiric commanders who's opinion I trust so I wasn't too unsettled. This...this is entirely another matter." I said, pointing to the Leaf Crawler. "Is it possible for something that should be attracting more benign, friendly spirits to end up with something truly unnerving attached? And is there anything I can do to not have this happen in the future?" I paused. "I am not planning to trade this guy away instead of possibly cursing someone else too. I believe he came to me for a reason. What it is, I have no idea."