I discovered a very dangerous website, it is called Good Reads and it has a Quote Search. (
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes)
Some of my other favorites:
“Gentlemen, when the enemy is committed to a mistake we must not interrupt him too soon.”
― Horatio Nelson
“A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed at some indefinite time in the future.”
― George S. Patton Jr. (this one came up at work, when discussing the possibility of a work-place-violence incident)
“If cats understood technology and had opposable thumbs, they'd rule the world.”
― P.C. Cast, Awakened
“Never try to outstubborn a cat.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love
“The ideal of calm exists in a sitting cat.”
― Jules Renard
“A meow massages the heart.”
― Stuart McMillan
“Thousands of years ago, when kitties first domesticated humans, we did it so that someone would scratch our butts.”
― Didjeradoo via Jeremy Greenberg
“My cat brought me a toy. I thanked her and threw it. She sat there gave me a look that made me realize people and dogs are the crazy ones.”
― Dan Harmon
“A cat always lands on his feet, Toast always lands butter side down, If a cat had a piece of toast straped to it's back it would hover in mid-air as an example of quantum indisision.”
― Shayla
“Sweat saves blood, blood saves lives, but brains saves both.”
― Erwin Rommel
by Moongara » Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:17:41 pm 
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