by Tyrrlin » Sun Jan 26, 2014 12:09:59 am
Okay, here's my attempt. Man, it's been EIGHT YEARS since I wrote a short story. I hope you enjoy it!
Catnip (Tank x Munchkin)
“Purr purr purr purr….”
“Not AGAIN”, snarled Tank, floofing aggressively at Munchkin, who was happily squirming her way through the sleepy wyrmpile to snuggle with the big Growler. “Shut up, fall off the shelf, go AWAY!”
“Purr purr purr purr…”
Warm orange fur brushed alongside him. Tank laid his ears back and growled loudly, but a quick warning meep from Rii’Haku’s spot forestalled his attack. One sky-blue eye was staring straight at him.
“Tank. Stop. She’s just being friendly.”
The Seelie King may seem laid back and even inattentive at times, but he was quick to enforce peace in the Handler’s squirm. Unprovoked fights were Not Allowed.
*I* still think she’s provoking me, Tank grumbled to himself, lashing his tail angrily and slinking away to find a dark, unoccupied corner of the shelf. At least the Windstone gryphons leave us alone. He curled up into a stone-colored ball, white tailtip flicked across his nose. Stupid feline. Can’t be left alone, can’t reason with her, can’t fight her. He sighed deeply, trying to relax into sleep.
“Purr purr purr purr…”
Graaaaaaaah!
******
Thank Big Q for World of Warcraft. Tank was alone in his fascination. He could spend hours watching the Handlers play the game; exploring, mining(!), farming, fighting, questing, collecting treasure, killing endless mobs of creatures… all things that spoke deeply to his Growler soul. He squiggled up onto Him-Handler’s shoulder, meeping happily at the constant barrage of “rep grinding” kills. If only…
The Handler’s squirm was just too quiet, too peaceful! The original squirm of five fell in line with Rii’Haku’s enforcement of the Handler’s rule of No Fighting Or So Help Me… It wasn’t until much later that Tank appeared on-scene with a fair number of squirm-mates including Raj’na, Rii’Haku’s son. The big, contemptuous Standard initially seemed to be perfect for sparring and scuffling with, and Tank leapt on the opportunity. They had some splendid arguments…okay, fights, in the first few glorious days, but now Raj’na loomed over the entire Handler-home from his high perch on the opposite wall and Tank was stuck in the …happy… squirm of Teacups. It just wasn’t natural. Added to this indignity was the fact that Munchkin was completely, irrevocably enamored with him, and there was little he could do about it.
I suppose she’s cute, he mused, drinking in the clash-and-rend sounds of Him-Handler’s in-game conquests, but she’s so annoying! AND persistant! And you can’t even tell what she’s thinking with those tiny folded ears of hers! Tank bared his teeth at the screen full of dead enemies, channeling his annoyance. Take that and that and that! He floofed happily at the endless carnage provided by Him-Handler, temporarily forgetting his troubles. He was a Growler, he was born to fight!
******
“Purr purr purr purr…”
Tank cracked open one eye to find his vision filled, yet again, with fluffy orange stripes. He was just too tired to snarl.
“Purr purr purr purr…”
If he thought about it really hard, it almost sounded like a Growler’s snoring. With that, he found he was able to get back to sleep despite the intrusion.
The next morning, he awoke to find a catnip mouse carefully placed by his nose.
“Munchkin!”
******
Days turned to weeks, weeks turned to months. Tank resigned himself to the nightly barrage of happy purring and almost, almost, got used to the furry warmth by his side. The occasional presents of cat toys and stolen bits of food were rather touching, but he was a Growler! He was Tank, the winner (or at least came out even) of countless fights! He didn’t have time or affection for an overly-cuddly, too-fluffy, holy-Q-stop-purring-or-I’ll-bite-you, how-can-you-be-so-happy feline! Tank spent every moment he possibly could in Him-Handler’s presence, immersing himself in World of Warcraft. He even tried to sneak online to create his OWN account but, while the mouse was conquerable, the keyboard remained impossible for one wyrm to utilize. Every night, he resignedly squiggled his way back to the wyrm-shelf and Munchkin’s inexplicable adoration.
******
Tonight was different. It was quiet. It was too quiet.
Tank growled, cursed, tossed and turned. He was alone, and that was different. Other than the occasional sleepy murmur from the rest of the wyrmpile, there was silence. No rumbling purrs filled his ears. He was cold on one side. Something was wrong.
Where was Munchkin?
Tank perked his ears, swiveling them this way and that. Something was definitely wrong. Suddenly, he heard a loud hiss! It was coming from the other room! Before he even knew what he was doing, the big Growler had squirmed down the shelf, across the floor, into the next room, and found himself floofing protectively over a shivering, terrified Munchkin… face-to-face with THE CAT.
One did not mention THE CAT. THE CAT belonged to the Handler, and he was the terror of every wyrm in the Handler-home. Not even Raj’na, the largest wyrm in the squirm, tangled with THE CAT. THE CAT was the reason every Wyrm stayed on a shelf, he was death, he was claws and teeth, he was…
Attacking Munchkin.
Munchkin must have been trying to steal some more food from his bowl for me, Tank thought quickly, while sizing up his opponent. She got caught this time, and he was about to…
RAWWWRRRRRRRRR!!
A grey blur in the dark, Tank leaped forward, flailing and thrashing his body to avoid the lightning quick claw strikes. THE CAT arched back, trying to regain control, unsure of this new, aggressive adversary. Tank snarled again, swiftly slithering up to THE CAT’s shoulder.
BITEBITEBITE!
THE CAT yowled in protest, shaking his head vigorously to dislodge the nipping from his ear. Deciding this was entirely too much trouble for a bit of kibble, THE CAT skittered backwards, tail lashing. He glared at Tank, then, slowly assuming an air of nonchalance, padded away.
Tank beat THE CAT! He felt powerful, victorious, invincible. He felt protective. He felt amazing. He felt…
“Purr purr purr purr…”
He felt the rub of soft fur, of tiny ears, under his chin. Tank was a Growler. He won a fight. He won a female. He… was in love.
***fin***