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Blame Kai for this one...

What happens if the wyrms of your Squirm discover how to use the internet?

For my Squirm...

Reth - Has pretty well given up emailing Crowley, instead has gone looking for military history websites, possibly shopping for a tank for me to drive, since he is convinced that driving is too dangerous to do without armor, which is my fault for watching "Canada's Worst Driver" on Youtube with him around

Old Sorel - looking for tack, possibily stumbling into non-horse related "tack" sites and getting very confused...while searching for small tack things

Tiri - looking for new jewelry and other things to appoint her lair properly

Shar'sha - looking for jewelry and other things to buy for her queen

Shadowdancer - Joins her mother in searching for royally appropriate things to buy

Hatsheput - ...too scared and confused by the internet, actually that's most of the wyrms, the internet is too big for them

Lion Queen - can't be bothered to notice the internet, busy trying to chase my cats

Rommel - Planning a trip to North Africa...no matter how many times I try to explain to her that is isn't safe for a dog to be traveling in that part of the world right now...so she goes off and helps Reth look for a tank or two

Heh, Tank and Paladin hog the computer to play World of Warcraft, and Munchkin sneaks on when they take breaks.

Big Q, trolls forums, posts horrid things to tumblr, looks at sites I cannot list here. And bothers rii'haku on world of Warcraft by Leroy Jenkins-ing any group raids he tries to do.

Lord Litha quite enjoys sharing photos on tumblr, pintrest and tagging his beloved lady ygg on fb pics.

Auryn is into Instagram and selfies.

Khal Drogo likes online games and emailing his grandma tiri and grandpa rii'haku.

Amun is amazed by YouTube and the -cooking channels-.

The rest keep going to amazon.com, etsy, or ebay and trying to make me buy things.

Agni- Gives me a lecture on history complete with a powerpoint and pass-around treasures

Asana- Spends all day looking at fish wallpapers

Azulon- Buys every single scarf he can find on Amazon, does not understand this 'money' concept

Dipper/Mable- Watches hours and hours of Gravity Falls, ruins my internet speed, orders candy in bulk (blue raspberry only)

Elvis- cuddles up with Netflix and a popcorn

Friz- Books tickets to Diggerland. For the entire summer

Heliodor- Searches high and low for nose surgery

Ixchel/Tulio- Steals my flashdrive, uses it to watch The Road to El Dorado 19 times in a row

Jam- Hides behind the monitor, wants nothing to do with the internet or the squeakers using it

Kettu- Buys bacon flavored everything

Leon- Ends up on /those/ kinds of websites

Mara/Moroi- Become internet trolls and change every computer's background to animated gifs of weeping angels

Phobia- Says the internet is a horrible place after discovering it contains a song titled 'the monster mash'

Qtip- Sends gibberish emails to Briar_Rose/his lady love

Shanks- Keeps trying to eat the meal worms on the screen, does not understand why she can't eat them through the glass screen

Snaggle- none pizza with left beef

Snapper- Nonstop tumblr blogging

Snow- nyan cat. She learned it keeps Mara and Moroi occupied

Thunder- Refuses to let anyone watch anything other than a cat video, sleeps to the sounds of keyboard cat

My wyrms aren't allowed near electronic devices.

Now yes, I do have a few resident Teslas and yes, I do understand they tend to dismantle things. I don't hold it against them, it's their basic nature. And they do a pretty good job of putting things back together.

That is, WHEN they put them back together.

Between Tuppence, Ruble and Euro they have destroyed two graphics cards, one motherboard, a casingseveral cooling fans and four recievers. They chew on our USB cards and hide our backup hard drives. Then they all curl up on our lap tops and fall asleep, at which point Euro will use his clockwork spikes to protect Ruble and Tuppence by pooking any fingers that attempt to remove them.

And that's just the Teslas. Toccata and Fugue are even worse- they actually dismantled a computer and literally scattered every. Single. Solitary. Piece. Around the whole bloody house. When we finally got everything put back together after weeks of searching and assembling, they figured out how to dox people on the internet. >.<

Finally, poor old Victor just plain can't be around any kind of electronics. As I've mentioned before, he's a Construct like the Teslas, but not a very well made one. Among other things, he randomly sparks and discharges electricity. Victor shorts out any and everything that he gets near if he's not grounded, so it's easier to just not let the poor Frankenwyrm near anything that needs a charge.

Toxin - reads up on aliens and zombies, begins endless roleplays that he will never finish, claiming that its "neccesary" information for the near future. Also makes a steam account and controls the mouse, while trying to cooperate efforts with me. (It works much better between him and Skug xD)