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Kevin wrote a letter to Crowley

PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:04:36 pm
by KaiNimura
So I discovered this on my laptop.. and decided to share it... It's from Kevin to Crowley.


Dear Crowley,

I hate you. I hate you with the heat of a billion suns. I hate you I hate you I hate you. YOu put boobs on my head! I just made a joke and YOU PUT BOOBS ON MY HEAD.

I hate you and you're ugly and no one loves you.

I hope Sam and Dean wyrm with Castiel wyrm find you and send you right back where your from, and make it so you can never bug anyone else again.

With much hate,

Kevin

Ps. I hate you.

~

I told him no good can come of this, but he growled at me then took his blankie and is watching my little pony, while surfing victoria's wyrm secret for new bras for his head...

I don't think he cares XD

Re: Kevin wrote a letter to Crowley

PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 4:57:31 pm
by ShyCrestedGirl
Victoria's Wyrm Secret -dies of laughter-

Re: Kevin wrote a letter to Crowley

PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 5:12:25 pm
by ShadraAvro
omg Kevin noooo he'll do something worse to you

Re: Kevin wrote a letter to Crowley

PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:44:18 pm
by SandySchreiber
Crowley is settled upon my OttLight lamp, watching me type this.
He is smiling, his blue eyes glittering.
"Tell that little boob-head that he could have his normal form back if he really wanted it...just like Dorothy always had the power to return to Kansas with those tacky ruby slippers she stole." Crowley is laughing now, his furry length shaking the lamp. His tattered wings cast a weird shadow on the wall.
"You see, that little furball doesn't actually want to be 'normal'. He actually likes being different!" Crowley is rolling his eyes here....
"And who can blame him? He gets so much more attention this way! 'Oh, poor Kevin! We must be kind to poor Kevin!' It's enough to make me vomit." The demon wyrm now turns his head and sniffs, holding back the crocodile tears. " He should be grateful to me...yes, he should! I took an average wyrm and made him a star! And this is the thanks I get? 'I hate you, you big meanie!' Oh boo hoo, Kevin. Wyrm up and grow a pair (the other kind) and *own* your boobness!"
Crowley then turned off my lamp and settled down to sleep.

Re: Kevin wrote a letter to Crowley

PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:49:54 am
by KaiNimura
Oh boy...

Kevin has this to say.

-YOU.ME.DEALERS DEN.ANTHROCON.ITS ON.-


Bring popcorn this will be the best staring contest ever folks

Re: Kevin wrote a letter to Crowley

PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:59:58 am
by SandySchreiber
KaiNimura wrote:Oh boy...

Kevin has this to say.

-YOU.ME.DEALERS DEN.ANTHROCON.ITS ON.-


Bring popcorn this will be the best staring contest ever folks


Lol! Since I have a table near the front, it won't be hard to find us!