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Wyrm song parodies. Here. Post em, make em up.....heck, post a line and let folks add their bits to keep it running. I don't care. Purely for amusement and sillies, cuz its late and I'm tired and it seemed like a good idea at the time.....


Go.

JUST put this one in chat, off the top of my head, so forgive the terrible rhyming.

Tune: America the Beautiful

Oh beautiful, for floofy tails, for plumes and horns and meeps...
We squiggle 'cross the living room, and you can hear us squeak!
A squirm of wyrms, a squirm of wyrms, you know you need some more...
So head onto the internet, and keep hitting F4!

(Homecon anthem)

Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like Big-Q (Squeak, squawk, up girl)
Grab ma friends I'm out the door I'm gonna fly to the zoo (Let's go)
Where I steal all them great big growler's foods
'yeah im real big squeaker.

I couldn't resist XD

WIP…WILL FINISH TOMORROW. :D

Nudis go poof, Shriekers like it loud.
Growlers nom on feet, and some teslas are antique.
Most growlers are blue. We are all broke, and anglers are all brutes.
We can’t go back and we’re in this club, bloodwings make us go OW OW OW.
But there's one thing that no one knows...
WHAT DOES THE PIPEFOX SAY?

Meep-meep-meep-meep-ermeepermeep!
merperp-perp-erp-erp-merperpermerp!
merperp-perp-erp-erp-merperpermerp!
WHAT THE PIPEFOX SAY?
Mew-mew-mew-ma-mew-ma-mew!
Mew-mew-mew-ma-mew-ma-mew!
Mew-mew-mew-ma-mew-ma-mew!
WHAT THE PIPEFOX SAY?
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
WHAT THE FOX SAY?
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
WHAT THE FOX SAY?

Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing mice, and digging holes.
Tiny paws, up the hill, suddenly you're standing still.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse?
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
WHAT THE FOX SAY?
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
WHAT THE PIPEFOX SAY?
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
WHAT THE FOX SAY?
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
WHAT DOES THE PIPEFOX SAY?!

The secret of the wyrm, gaelic mystery.
Somewhere deep in the woods, I know they're hiding.
What is their sound? Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery what do you say?

You're my guardian floof hiding in the woods.
What is your sound? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum a-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
Will we ever know? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
I want to, I want to, I want to know! (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
(Bay-buh-day bum-bum bay-dum)

Well there is the 12 Days of Squirmsmas? :D

On the first day of Squirmsmas D gave to me,
A Growler in a pear tree

On the second day of Squirmsmas Shadra gave to me,
two Swirl Snouts
and a Growler in a pear treeee

On the third day of Squirmsmas Dana gave to me,
three happy Teaspoons
two Swirl Snouts
and a Growler in a pear treeee

On the fourth day of Squirmsmas Kiley gave to me,
four Jiao-Dis
three happy Teaspoons
two Swirl Snouts
and a Growler in a pear treeee

On the fifth day of Squirmsmas Kai to me,
five Quetzalcoatl baaaandss
four Jiao-Dis
three happy Teaspoons
two Swirl Snouts
and a Growler in a pear treeee

On the sixth day of Squirmsmas Lady gave to me,
six Flickerlings a fluttering
five Quetzalcoatl baaaandss
four Jiao-Dis
three happy Teaspoons
two Swirl Snouts
and a Growler in a pear treee

On the seventh day of Squirmsmas Shy gave to me,
seven Puffers a..puffing
six Flickerlings a fluttering
five Quetzalcoatl baaaands
four Jiao-Dis
three happy Teaspoons
two Swirl Snouts
and a Growler in a pear treee

On the eight day of Squirmsmas Year gave to me,
eight Nudibranches a..nuding..?
seven Puffers a..puffing
six Flickerlings a fluttering
five Quetzalcoatl baaaands
four Jiao-Dis
three happy Teaspoons
two Swirl Snouts
and a Growler in a pear treee

On the ninth day of Squirmsmas Zia gave to me,
nine Shriekers shrieking
eight Nudibranches a..nuding
seven Puffers a..puffing
six Flickerlings a fluttering
five Quetzalcoatl baaands
four Jiao-Dis
three happy Teaspoons
two Swirl Snouts
and a Growler in a pear treeee

On the tenth day of Squirmsmas Vampy gave to me,
ten Tunnlers a tunnling
nine Shriekers shrieking
eight Nudibranches a..nuding
seven Puffers a..puffing
six Flickerlings a fluttering
five Quetzalcoatl baaands
four Jiao-Dis
three happy Teaspoons
two Swirl Snouts
and a Growler in a pear treee

On the eleventh day of Squirmsmas Tora gave to me,
eleven shiny Teslas
ten Tunnlers a tunnling
nine Shriekers a shrieking
eight Nudibranches a..nuding
seven Puffers a..puffing
six Flickerlings a fluttering
five Quetzalcoatl baaands
four Jiao-Dis
three happy Teaspoons
two Swirl Snouts
and a Growler in a pear treeee

On the twelfth day of Squirmsmas Komi gave to me,
twelve felines purring
eleven shiny Teslas
nine Shriekers a shrieking
eight Nudibranches a..nuding
seven Puffers a...puffing
six Flickerlings a fluttering
five Quetzalcoatl baaaands
four Jiao-Dis
three happy Teaspoons
two Swirl Snouts
and a Growler in a pear treeee